The more things Change™…

I’m quoting Tad DeHaven from Cato in full.

Page 14 of the President’s FY2010 budget “blueprint” contains a section called “Fiscal Irresponsibility” that deserves scrutiny:

“Another manifestation of irresponsibility is the large budget deficits we are inheriting. These deficits, over time, will harm economic growth and impose burdens on our children and grandchildren.”

True.

“Between 2000 and 2008, real Government outlays increased at a 3.6 percent annual average rate, three times the 1.2 percent annual average rate between 1992 and 2000…Furthermore, the amount of debt held by the public has nearly doubled to $6.4 trillion from 2001 to 2008. We are now living with the fallout of this deep fiscal irresponsibility.”

True.

“Unfortunately, we are also inheriting the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression—which will force us to increase deficit spending temporarily as we try to jumpstart economic growth.”

Time-out.  The administration accurately states that federal spending and debt have increased at a detrimental pace this decade.  Then it says we’re in the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. 

And the solution to the economic downturn caused in part by too much spending and debt is to increase deficit spending and further run up the national debt?  By the administration’s own logic, shouldn’t we be experiencing economic growth with all the deficit spending it “inherited?”

A lot of people are pointing this out. You can’t blame Bush for profligate and irresponsible spending when you qudruple the national deficit in your first four weeks. OK, you can blame Bush, and you should blame Bush and his bleating, craven Republican colleagues for eviscerating the poltical organization that should have resisted this policy disaster.

Cato video

“Congress is supposed to be the lead dog…” Yes, but who holds the whip?

Biden to lead the way on the recovery! Yay! Biden is… sma… well, you see, he’s really cohere… we trus… he’s got white hair! (What’s the number of that website again?)

The comments about the war on terror and the war in Afghanistan are excellent.

I like, stuff…

Ed Driscoll, Rendezvous with Scarcity:

http://blip.tv/play/gopD75VHhe4M

But hey! Obama will unveil a budget that will reduce the deficit in half in four years. You know, that’s the deficit that he doubled in four weeks.

So, the stimulus plan will “save or create” jobs and the budget will “double or halve.” It’s a wild, woolly, double-speak world!

These are my favorites:

“If your family earns less than $250,000 a year,” he said, “you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime.” Unless you count taxes like gas taxes, sales taxes, excise taxes, or taxes on miles driven.

And there’s this:
dilbert cartoon

(Note: I’m moving the order of the last couple posts around because I really liked my Friend Me post and think that the photos of bat soup are really icky.)

Friend me

I signed up for Facebook the other day. I think this link will work. Friend me! It’s another social networking website where we can network, socially. As opposed to networking anti-socially, I suppose. Which is harder, and more pointless. I do that too, but I can’t tell you where.

Facebook is wild. I signed up because my father said that he’s posted a bunch of pictures from his trip to Vietnam. Well, you know, one thing leads to another on Facebook (I think they design it that way) and suddenly I’m getting messages from High School friends I haven’t seen in twenty years. Which, aside from making feel kind of old, is really cool. And kind of odd.

It’s disorienting, falling into all those memories so suddenly. I’ve been so completely disconnected from that world that it barely even seems to have been me. Through a glass darkly and all of that. I mean, sure, I bear a strong resemblance to that gawky, awkward, terribly sad and desperately pretentious teenager who had such awful, awful hair. But I’m pretty different now… or maybe I’m not. Maybe I’m just fatter.

But I don’t think so, and that’s part of what makes Facebook so odd. None of us are the same as we were twenty years ago. We’ve married or partnered up–sometimes repeatedly–we’ve had kids,  we’ve gone to college, we’ve learned and lost and loved and moved and… well, we’ve grown up. We’re all versions of the people we were back then, but we’re not the same. Of course, that’s part of what makes “catching up” so intriguing.

I’m excited to hear from all these people, to exchange the bits and excerpts of our lives that seem relevant or interesting. I’m excited to see, however veiled it might be, the shadow of the child that lives in these adults. I’m excited to see all these teenagers finally free of the weight of teenage angst.

As it happens, John August blogged about this today too.

When I left Boulder to go to Drake, and when I left Drake to move to Los Angeles, I left people behind. Through phone calls, letters and visits home, I maintained relationships with a few close friends. But ninety percent of the people I knew vanished in the rearview mirror. That doesn’t happen as much anymore. Through Facebook and email, it’s trivial to keep up with dozens of classmates more or less daily.

But is it really a good idea?

Your twenties are a crucial time, and I’d argue that it’s harder to discover yourself — or reinvent yourself — when surrounded by a vast network of people who already have a fixed opinion of who you are. I went to college and grad school not knowing a single person, and while it was a little terrifying, it was also liberating. Decoupled from my previous opinions and embarrassments, I was able to become the 2.0 and 3.0 versions of myself. I could only do that by going somewhere new. By changing place.

By leaving the old ties behind.

Facebook is like finding the knotted cords, unraveling them and then trying to play cat’s cradle.

Or maybe it’s like finding a metaphor that doesn’t quite work and then torturing it to death. … I said I got fatter; I didn’t say I necessarily got less pretentious.

Part of what makes the reconnection process so interesting is that it’s necessarily so incomplete. Twenty years is a long time. I realized that I’d been trying to sum up twenty years in twenty words; it’s impossible and impossibly frustrating.

I can say, “I married a wonderful, amazing woman who fills my life with joy.” But I don’t have space to fill that in with all of the little details that made the wedding so improbable and spectacular. I can say that I moved from Portland to New York, but that fails to capture the dread terror of that move, the excitement of having been recruited, or sufficiently set the stage for the way I felt when the center moved to D.C..

To latch on to another incomplete metaphor, it’s like trading baseball cards. We exchange pretty pictures of ourselves and our kids and share the statistics of our lives, but we can’t watch the games where those stats were compiled. To overextend the metaphor; our lives aren’t Tivo’ed.Which is not to say that there’s no point in reconnecting. Trading cards can be great fun, and these are the cards of some of the favorite players from my life.

Disgusting Delicacies

I’m borrowing a warning from my friend Jess, cuz there’s some serious nasty following. Proceed with caution.

warning!

seriously… massive grossness coming.

Check out Disgusting Delicacies for the details.

warning!

Seriously… you’ve been warned.

Casu marzu
Italian pecorino cheese infested with maggots and allowed to rot. mmmm…. yummy.

Mongolian boodog
Whole goat cooked, get this, from the inside out. It’s like dinner in a Hellraiser movie.

Soft-boiled fetal duck
Says it all doesn’t it? Wow.

Whole sheep’s head
Seems almost tame after the fetal duck.

Octopus
I eat octopus.

Rotting salmon heads
You’re kidding, right? Rotting salmon heads? Like an anchovy paste?

Fugu
It’s a simple rule, “Don’t eat poisonous fish.” Why is it so hard to follow?

Jellied Moose Nose
Sarah Palin makes it every Easter. (Is the Moose smiling, or is it me?)

Bat Paste
I’m not going to sleep tonight. These people have serious problems.

No words…

Sometimes, I just can’t summon the words–or to be more accurate, I can’t summon the words I’m willing to use on a blog read by my family.

New plan may tax U.S. drivers for every mile traveled, says Transportation Secretary Roy LaHood

“The traditional gas tax is not enough to shore up infrastructure.”

The administration just passed a $1.7 trillion dollar spending frenzy billed as “infrastructure” spending.

Tax credits for hybrid vehicles, increases in the gas tax, tax for miles driven, deductions for sales tax paid on new cars, increased fuel economy regulations, subsidies for rail, bailouts for the auto-makers, taxes on miles driven … …

It’s not that they don’t know what they’re doing, it’s that they don’t really care. The purpose is to funnel money to connected business and enterprises. That’s the only purpose.

Rage

Rick Santelli is seething:

“How many of you people want to pay for your neighbor’s mortgage?”

“Cuba used to have mansions and a decent economy… now they’re driving ’54 Chevy’s.”

We’ll see considerably more of this kind of rage in the coming months and years. Far from ushering in a post-partisan era of political change, the Obama administration has undertaken a highly partisan spending spree that will spur the opposition to mobilize. The moral outrage on display in the video won’t be easily dissipated. Just as the decline in combat casualties and the general improvement in the situation in Iraq did nothing to dispel the anger over the Iraq war, slowly improving economic conditions will do nothing to dispel this outrage.

A couple of quotes from the Austrian Economists,

Sober assessment suggests that, politically, Keynesianism may represent a substantial disease, one that can, over the long run, prove fatal for a functioning democracy. — James Buchanan and Richard Wagner, Democracy in Deficit

The body of economic knowledge is an essential element in the structure of human civilization; it is the foundation upon which modern industrialism and all the moral, intellectual, technological, and therapeutical achievements of the last centuries have been built. It rests with men whether they will make the proper use of the rich tresure with which this knowledge provides them or whether they will leave it unused. But if they fail to take the best advantage of it and disregard its teachings and warnings, they will not annul economics; they will stamp out society and the human race. — Ludwig von Mises, Human Action

Update:

White house press sec. Gibbs responded to Santelli:

Gibbs is the spokesman for the Whitehouse, and he’s deliberately misleading about the mortgage plan.

If the lender agrees to reduce the monthly payment to 38% of a borrower’s monthly income, the government will pay half of the additional cost of lowering the payment to 31% of the borrower’s income. …

The administration also supports changing federal bankruptcy law so that judges can unilaterally reduce the mortgage debt owed by borrowers in bankruptcy proceedings. — LA Times

Santelli’s response–the viscera of his outrage–is the idea that responsible homeowners will be subsidizing irresponsible homeowners. Gibbs wants to say that the plan will be limited to borrowers who have been “responsible.” But participating in the plan in the first place is the part that sparks the outrage.

Owners who do not or can not participate in the bailout will be subsidizing the owners who participate. That’s a core truth of the administration’s plan, and no dancing around that truth is possible. If that weren’t a part of the plan, then the plan would be entirely and utterly meaningless.

Gibbs waved a fact sheet on the plan. Here are some quotes from that fact sheet:

…offer assistance to as many as 7 to 9 million homeowners making a good-faith effort to stay current on their mortgage payments …

What constitutes a “good-faith effort?” A good-faith effort isn’t the same as actually staying current (otherwise, why qualify it?) so what is it? 90% current? 50% current? What?

Focusing on Homeowners At Risk: Anyone with high combined mortgage debt compared to income or who is “underwater” (with a combined mortgage balance higher than the current market value of his house) may be eligible for a loan modification. This initiative will also include borrowers who show other indications of being at risk of default. …

Delinquency will not be a requirement for eligibility.

Delinquency isn’t a requirement, but it’s not a barrier either.

This program will bring together lenders, servicers, borrowers, and the government, so that all stakeholders share in the cost of ensuring that responsible homeowners can afford their monthly mortgage

That’s govt. speak for “the taxpayers will subsidize mortgages.”

To provide an extra incentive for borrowers to keep paying on time under the modified loan, the initiative will provide a monthly balance reduction payment that goes straight towards reducing the principal balance on the mortgage loan.

Mr. Gibbs, I read the fact sheet and you sir, are a liar.